Mishnichnas Adar, Marbim b' ONLYTZARAS

Its that time of year again when all sense and reasoning goes out the window when it comes to having a laugh. But its all worth it in the end, because if you can laugh at the unhappy things, you'll find anything funny! Especially when you see the parody in the mudane and turn it into one of the most well thought out and amusing Purim Torah's around. Onlysimchas.com's twisted brother presents:

With 6.5 people working all year to bring us an updated version, ONLYTZARAS.COM is back with version 2. With even more Tzoros listed, from the ridiculous to the mundane, from the death of Polly Parrot , to the divorce of Torah & Madda, to Dschinghis Khan's annoyance at Yidden!

With no choice but to raise it from the dead, the site's creators still have illustrious plans for the site's future. "I remembered how much reward there is for this type of work, absolutely none at all." Their future plans include a blog, wiki, and message board, because every site needs them. Strategic alliances have already been signed with Iran and Syria. Apart from the new galleries, with more Tzoros to kvell about, a number of other little things were changed for this year in the basic template, so keep your eye out for them.

Don't forget to sign up and login as a member (currently registered users can also take advantage of the service directory, full of entries for everything from professional blackmailers to plastic surgeons), for their exclusive mailing list, where you will be entitled to grant permission for the data submitted to be given out to one or more of the following entity's:

US Government
Iranian Government
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You have no excuse not to visit now! Don't say you weren't told!